Disclaimer: I'm in rant mode so bear with me....

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK. FUCKING SACKLESS LOSERS.

FUCKING TIM WAKEFIELD PITCHES A COMPLETE GAME AND WE FUCKING LOSE.

FUCK YOU JOHNNY DAMON. YOU EXTENDED YOUR FUCKING HITTING STREAK CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS.

FUCK YOU KEVIN MILLAR. YOU'RE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. EVEN WHEN YOU GO 1-3 WITH A WALK.

FUCK YOU ALEX CORA. BELLHORN WOULD HAVE STRUCK OUT. NOT HIT INTO A MOTHERFUCKING DOUBLE PLAY.

FUCK YOU TITO FOR PUTTING CORA IN TO BEGIN WITH.

FUCK YOU THE ENTIRE LINEUP FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HIT FUCKING ANYTHING OFF OF AL FUCKING LEITER WHO HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO WIN A GAME ALL FUCKING YEAR BUT MAGICALLY CAN WHEN HE FACES YOU DICKWADS.

FUCK YOU DOUG MIRABELLI FOR BEING A STUD WHO STRIKES OUT.

FUCK YOU JOE MORGAN FOR MAKING THE LAST THREE HOURS EVEN MORE MISERABLE WITH YOUR HORRIBLE ATTEMPT AT COMMENTATING.

FUCK YOU RED SOX FOR LOSING 75% OF THE GAMES YOU'VE PLAYED AFTER THE ALL STAR BREAK. GOOD FUCKING JOB, LOSERS!